Nanotyrannus rex and the CT scanner

 

This beastie lived during the late Cretaceous period.

When I was little, I remember watching a TV program about when the skull of this dinosaur was put into a CT scanner to determine whether this was an adult or juvenile; if the plates were fused, it would indicate that it was an adult; if they were not fused, it would indicate that it was a still-growing juvenile when it died. At the time this program aired (around 1988), the scan found that it was an adult, and then it was classed as Nanotyrannus, meaning “dwarf giant”.

But in 2001, a more complete skeleton of a juvenile “regular” T. rex was uncovered (nicknamed “Jane”), may shed more information on  whether it simply represents a juvenile T. rex, or whether it is a new species of a previously identified genus of tyrannosaur.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanotyrannus

There’s a Crime Scene in My Kitchen!

 

 

Red splotches were all over the floor, and smeared across the microwave. I mopped up the sticky, red oozing liquid with paper towels, then took  the glass shelves out of the fridge and washed them in the sink.

Defrosted strawberries got spilled in the fridge.

 

Top Ten List of Things to Say if You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

Top Ten List of Things to Say if You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

10. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”

9. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.”

8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.”

7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy.”

6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”

5. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?”

4. “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big research problem.”

3. “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?”

2. “Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?”

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk……..

1. Raise your head slowly and say, “…in Jesus name, Amen.”